一個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　一個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話一：

　　A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.

　　″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.

　　″Makes no difference? ″replied customer.

　　″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.

　　″Any?″ he responded.

　　″Size﹖″

　　″Give me whatever you prefer?″ the gentleman said? slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″

　　一個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話二：　　

         After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

　　Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　The clerk handed him a mirror.

　　一個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話三：

　　Next time that you think you’re having a bad day

　　The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both.

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