爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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　　爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老師：西印度群島有哪些產(chǎn)物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　學(xué)生：我不曉得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老師：怎么會(huì)不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來(lái)的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　學(xué)生：鄰居家借的。

　　Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

　　老師：這已經(jīng)是我本周第五次罰你了。想說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么?

　　Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

　　學(xué)生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!

　　Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

　　湯姆：好消息，老師說(shuō)今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。

　　John: So what's great about that?

　　約翰：那有什么好高興的?

　　Tom: It's snowing outside!

　　湯姆：因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)在外面在下雪!

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