爆笑中式英語(yǔ)
1. How are you ? How old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
2. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up!
你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
3. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的.兒子會(huì)打洞!
4. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience
童子雞
5. Four Glad Meatballs
直譯：四個(gè)開(kāi)心的肉球 被用為：四喜丸子
6. Wash after relief
用過(guò)請(qǐng)沖水 解釋?zhuān)褐袊?guó)的廁所光沖(flush)不行，居然還要“洗”(wash)!
7. You ask me，me ask who?
你問(wèn)我，我問(wèn)誰(shuí)
8. Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放
9. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!
關(guān)于一場(chǎng)車(chē)禍的描述
10. Horse horse tiger tiger.
馬馬虎虎
11. Good good study, day day up.
好好學(xué)習(xí)，天天向上
12. No three no four.
不三不四
13. Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之為知之，不知為不知
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命一條
14. watch sister
表妹
15. fire big
火大
16. Go past, no mistake past.
走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
17. As far as you go to die.
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)
18. We two who and who?
咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)?
19. people moumtain people sea
人山人海
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